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Sources have told ESPN that discussions are ongoing, but at a press conference on Wednesday, Guardiola refused to talk about the possibility of adding the Ghana international to his squad. Enough already. We don't need pickle lemonade, pickle warheads, pickle gummies, or pickle-flavored potato chips. (Never mind—pickle-flavored chips are still good.) But the pickle craze is following the same trend as the bacon boom of the early 2000s: first it's fun, then it's annoying, then it's exhausting. At some point, you stop celebrating a good thing and start ruining it by forcing it into places where it doesn't belong (bacon soda, we're looking at you). TikTok made me do it. After watching influencer after influencer unwrap a bar filled with pistachio cream, tahini, and kataifi—crispy, juicy, and utterly luxurious—resistance felt futile. For months, it was impossible to find locally, which only added to the frenzy. Last summer, I finally got my first taste. It was heaven in a foil wrapper. By the fifth bar, the spell had worn off. And when it resurfaced as a strawberry and chocolate sundae on the food show circuit, the love affair was officially over.